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boogersnatcher 

In the telecommunications industry, a tool with a steel wire loop for pulling copper wires through a hole in a wooden fanning strip.
Hey Arnie! Got a boogersnatcher? Toss it to me.
boogersnatcher by Dan Drzewiecki February 11, 2004

boogersnot 

It's a annoying little sibling or bratty little kid. He or she is spoiled by parents and gives everything handed to them. He/she occasionally will have dry, crusty boogers around his/her nose holes. It quite disgusting.
Ady! Stop being such a boogersnot and go clean your face.
boogersnot by Boogersnot child February 11, 2014

Boogersick 

Boogersick is when you eat too many boogers, and your stomach feels sick.
If you keep eating your boogers all the time, you're gonna be boogersick.
Boogersick by junkpuppy October 31, 2016

Boogermite 

A crunchy, stalagmite like booger that sticks to the roof of your nose and hurts when you press your nostril.
I was on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, I realized I had a boogermite. It was driving me crazy, so as soon as she went to the bathroom... I excavated it.
Boogermite by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

boogershintchel

boogershintchel by Sarah August 9, 2003

Boomersitting 

Verb.- One of the primary unwritten job duties of millennials (and formerly Gen Xera before they got promoted). Involves laboriously walking aging baby boomers (who would have retired already if they had responsibly saved instead of spending $70,000 of HELOC money redoing their kitchens three years in a row) through basic tasks involving the use of computers, and often painstakingly automating the portions of their jobs that make everyone else’s life harder because they always fuck it up. In general, they both call you a genius and bemoan you “overcomplicating” things you’ve actually made significantly simpler, because their ability to learn new tasks is essentially gone.
“I got sick of boomersitting Greg through running those reports and then fixing his errors, so I wrote a macro to do it. He doesn’t make the same mistakes anymore, but now he spends the ten minutes he used to spend asking me how to do the reports complaining that the old way was much simpler and I should stop messing with things.”
Boomersitting by Boomersitter September 13, 2019