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A crunchy, stalagmite like booger that sticks to the roof of your nose and hurts when you press your nostril.

I was on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, I realized I had a boogermite. It was driving me crazy, so as soon as she went to the bathroom... I excavated it.

Boogermite by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

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boogermeister

A person who under no volition of his own consumes more boogers than anyone within a five mile radius. Usually considered obscene.

Person 1: Did you see that boogermeister?!
Person 2: Yeah, oh my god!

boogermeister by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

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Boogermint

The most intense insult a person can utter. Upon being called a "boogermint" or "boog" the victim must kill themself and take as many lives as they can before doing so. It was first uttered by Teddy "KGB" in the movie Rounders after losing a huge pot to Matt Damon.

Teddy "KGB": Motherfucker, You Boogermint!!!

Boogermint by ROWANU February 13, 2010

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Boogereater

Any fan of Auburn University. They are typified by their never ending aubsession over THE University of Alabama football team. Ask a booger eater about the Auburn Tigers, and you will receive a 20 minute dissertation over either Coach Bryant or Coach Saban.

Ask a boogereater about the Auburn Tigers, and you'll get a response along these lines... Well, let me just tell you about what bahr bryant cheated like over thar in Tuscaloser!

Boogereater by Alabama Wildman August 6, 2007

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boogerized

when a person covers something with lots of buger

Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, i just boogerized my hand!

boogerized by the erau boss November 14, 2011

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boogertit

boogertit is just another word for slut, hoe or whore

“Guys look at Rhyse Armstrong, she’s such a boogertit”

boogertit by ur favourite ginger;) July 2, 2020

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boogermole

Boogermoles are directly below a nostril, above the upper lip and must be 3-D.

I was distracted by his boogermole, which was a strange hue of orange and stuck out by 2 millimeters.

boogermole by yay its me July 29, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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