Boogermite

A crunchy, stalagmite like booger that sticks to the roof of your nose and hurts when you press your nostril.

I was on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, I realized I had a boogermite. It was driving me crazy, so as soon as she went to the bathroom... I excavated it.

Boogermite by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

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boogermeister

A person who under no volition of his own consumes more boogers than anyone within a five mile radius. Usually considered obscene.

Person 1: Did you see that boogermeister?!
Person 2: Yeah, oh my god!

boogermeister by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

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Boogermite • boogeritosis • boogerized • boogermeister • Boogermint • boogermole • boogertit

Boogermint

The most intense insult a person can utter. Upon being called a "boogermint" or "boog" the victim must kill themself and take as many lives as they can before doing so. It was first uttered by Teddy "KGB" in the movie Rounders after losing a huge pot to Matt Damon.

Teddy "KGB": Motherfucker, You Boogermint!!!

Boogermint by ROWANU February 13, 2010

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Boogereater

Any fan of Auburn University. They are typified by their never ending aubsession over THE University of Alabama football team. Ask a booger eater about the Auburn Tigers, and you will receive a 20 minute dissertation over either Coach Bryant or Coach Saban.

Ask a boogereater about the Auburn Tigers, and you'll get a response along these lines... Well, let me just tell you about what bahr bryant cheated like over thar in Tuscaloser!

Boogereater by Alabama Wildman August 6, 2007