The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.

Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

Countess Boochie Flagrante by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019

Boochie for the foochie

The quintessential boochie - not only is she a boochie now, but her prospects of continuing to be a boochie well into her later adult years is very high.

dude... did you see Angela's mom?! Wow. Angela is definitely a boochie for the foochie.

Boochie for the foochie by D-Butter September 23, 2010

Fat Boochie

officially known as the the fattest cat in the world, Fat Boochie is said to eat 1 entire container of treats every two days. she is an abyssinian cat

who is the fattest cat in the world? oh it’s fat boochie!

Fat Boochie by STENNYFOREVER February 6, 2019

Boochie Chompers

People who chomp ten boochies in one month automatically earn this title; the most elite group of people to exist.

Brittany chomped ten boochies in one day, so she was a sure shot to become a new member of the boochie chompers.

Boochie Chompers by Jflynn1414 February 16, 2020

boochie swank

1. The essence of a woman's booty aroma that stimulates the olfactory organ bringing a man to submission.

2. A filler slang word for being violated.

1. "Damn girl, you looked amazing, but that boochie swank is what I'm really after."
2. "I thought I'd win that fight, but I just got boochie swanked."
boochie swank/ed

boochie swank by Boochie Swanker April 8, 2022

snoochie boochie

a word commonly said by jay of jay and silent bob flicks it could be used in many ways as a greeting, a fare well, or just a flat out fuck you.

"snoochie boochies bitches"

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snoochie boochie by chindra October 8, 2008

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026