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boobty

Boobs that are as large as booties.
That girl has a nice boobty.
by boobty lover June 12, 2020
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protect the booty and not be fruity

protect the booty and not be fruity — prison slang for tactics used by inmates to protect themselves from prison rape.

If any of them actually worked, prison rape would not occur.

To not be raped in prison you must have a low score on the statistical indicators below. If you can check one or more of the the following factors below you are likely to be targeted for sexual assault the moment you enter a penal facility:

Youthful age
good looks
ambiguous sexual orientation

Characteristics that mark you as a candidate for abuse are:

small size
physical weakness
being white
being gay
being a first offender
possessing "feminine" characteristics such as long hair or a high voice
being unassertive or unaggressive
being shy
being intellectual
not being street-smart
being “passive"
having been convicted of a sexual offense against a minor
entering prison not associated with a set or a gang

Prisoners with one or more of these characteristics typically face an increased risk of sexual abuse, and prisoners with several overlapping characteristics are much more likely than other inmates to be targeted for abuse.

The best way to avoid prison rape is to stay out of prison at all costs. If you are reading an Urban Dictionary entry you need to avoid prison. And, if you write Urban Dictionary entries YOU REALLY NEED TO STAY OUT OF PRISON!!!!!!
According to Department of Corrections statistics there are several ways to protect the booty and not be fruity. If any of them actually worked; then, prison rape would be nonexistent.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023
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Ryan booty

A big, juicy, curvaceous bubble booty paired with a small waist
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right
It's called a Ryan booty because Ryan has a huge ass
by Sherryl H June 21, 2019
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Bootybrows

The creases between a woman's booty and her legs. On an extremely sexy woman bootybrows become fleek bootybrows.

P.S. Onision is a cuck.
Check out those bootybrows
by adiosbitchacho June 22, 2016
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Boobtuber

A female vlogger who's vacuous videos emphasize her breasts at every possible opportunity in order to accumulate views. The video thumbnail will also contain a prominent picture of her breasts.

The actual video content and dialogue is typically dire. Many viewers will note in the comments that they muted the sound in order to increase their enjoyment of the video.

The term comes from a variation of the term "Youtuber," one who uses Youtube. We arrive at "Boobtuber," one who uses one's boobs to generate traffic on their Youtube channel, by substituting "Bob" for "You" in Youtube. This is also a clever play on words in that a "Boobtube" is also a ladies garment often sported by Boobtubers in their videos.

Boobtuber's videos are popular with young males who have strict (militant) parents that would severely reprimand them if they were found to be viewing dubious sites, whereas good wholesome Youtube is considered fine..."It's ok mom, it's only Youtube...etc etc"
"You're not watching that boobtuber again are you? She's clearly not an intelligent person"

Boobtuber's video comments section:

"Thumbs up if you clicked here for the boobs" (4567 thumbs up)

Scenario of young male with strict militant parents:

Billy: "Mom is it ok if I go on Youtube for 3 hours?"

Mom: "Sure Billy, what are you going to look at?"

Billy: "I'm interested in learning Japanese"

Mom: "Knock your self out Billy"

Billy --> Runs to the computer, fires up Youtube and searches for "Japanese word of the week,"

Wonders what the phrase for "Oh yeah baby" is in Japanese...requests that a video covers that specific phrase in the comments section.
by Joost911 February 10, 2013
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Booty Shark

A game where one person attempts to bite the butt of someone while walking up the stairs behind them. Usually the biter yells out "booty shark!" right before they attack.
He liked to play booty shark with his girlfriend before bed as they walked up the stairs.
by You'reGonnaNeedABiggerBooty August 9, 2016
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Bootybrows

The creases between a woman's booty and her legs. On an extremely sexy woman, bootybrows become fleek bootybrows.
by Trashharlot June 22, 2016
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