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Boobus Americanus 

Complacent, lazy & stupid US citizen who votes for politicians based upon information proffered by government shills in the mainstream media, or for other vacuous reasons. This dolt not only doesn't understand the concept of "limited government", but has never read The Constitution nor The Bill of Rights. He also believes his vote counts and that politicians are honest.
Boobus Americanus Example 1:
"I'm voting for Obama because I'm tired of old, white guys". (Yep, skin color is important!)
Boobus Americanus Example 2:
"I'm voting for McCain because he's the lesser of two evils". (Akin to choosing shoplifting over bank robbery.)

Boobus Americanus 

Also known as the booboisie, Boobus Americanus refers to the typical stupid, lazy, complacent, gullible, delusional, docile American. The term was coined by H. L. Mencken, who would be dismayed but not surprised at the sheer volume of boobage the residents of the United States would display decades after his death.
Observe as the Boobus Americanus, like a herd of sheep, line up one by one, sleepwalking obediently into the polling booth, apparently convinced, despite its failure four years earlier, and the four years before that, and the four years before that, and so on, that a well-placed vote for the greater of two deranged, narcissistic sociopaths will solve the country's problems.

boobious 

Having very large and pronounced boobs which are the most prominent feature on a woman.
Most of the women in the club are looking boobious tonight.
boobious by John kizdiz February 19, 2008
a booboo, bobo, boobz, etc. a small-brained but infinitely loving person.
hehe she's such a boobus i had to just hug her!
boobus by pokeabobo June 3, 2009

Boobooski 

boobooski is your ride or die best friend or close friend
Watz gud my boobooski!?!
OR
Where my boobooski at?
Boobooski by SWAAGA AINT URZ December 9, 2008

boobosaurus rex 

noun. A rare species, often found in liberal arts classrooms, malls, gyms, movie theaters, Darque Tans, and other such useless places.

They are characterized by large massive amazing tits and really short skinny arms and bodies. Their enormous boobies often prevent them from walking completely upright and hence they are forced to walk hunched over resembling a tyrannosaurus rex.
Wow id love to cum on that boobosaurus rex's tits.
boobosaurus rex by utop12 February 14, 2008