"When I was around 11 or 12 my brother-in-law, who is a physician, gave me the "random fact" that the medical term for breasts is actually BOOBACLES, thus making "boob" the slang term." -ghost-from-tomorrow, Reddit.
BOOBICORNS .....breasts so perfectly formed they are only spoken about in male fable and folklore , they are real but have only been seen by a very lucky few
adjective describing an otherwise irreprehensible individual that, when asked to express a professional opinion over the work of a given person, is temporarily deprived of his judgement by the D cup sported by said person.