boobesity 

rhymes with the word "obesity"; a woman with big, fat huge breasts

I like that chick's boobesity issue!

boobesity by Anthony.cirelli August 20, 2010

Brobesity 

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

Brobesity by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

Friends with boobefits 

when 2 people are friends with benefits but only do boob stuff; strictly above the waist

"Did you sleep with her?"
"Nah we're just friends with boobefits"

Friends with boobefits by Suckinitinsince96 January 4, 2017

Booberty 

The time in a girl's life when she begins maturing into a woman, as shown by her developing boobs.

"Wow, did you see what happened to Brittany over the summer? She must have hit booberty, because she sure is filling out that tank top."

Booberty by Kot September 23, 2005

Brobesity 

A condition where broing it up so much eventually leads to a ridiculously huge gut.

Dude 1: Bro, Jim got huge since last year! What happened to him?

Dude 2: Jim's been broing it up hardcore bro. His pizza to workout ratio is way too big, a common cause of brobesity.

Brobesity by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012

Boobity

When all things are drawn, almost as if by a gravitational pull, towards a woman's boobs. These things can be objects, gazes, small insects etc.

'Your boobity is too strong!*eyes pop out*'

'Every time someone throws something at her, it hits her boobs! She must have strong boobity going on!'

Boobity by Lara Petfield August 24, 2008

Noobesity

A condition characterized by the excessive oozing of Stupid from the mouth.

It's not my fault, I was born with noobesity!

Noobesity by Street Dentist November 30, 2006