Person 1: "Did you see american Idollast night? Paula Abdul's boobs were under so much pressure, I was hoping they'd pop out just so they wouldn't suffocate in that slave ship for tits they were in."
Person 2: "Aww...you're such a boobanitarian for caring about their welfare"
1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest boobs.
2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest boobs.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the boobs of the participants.
Alice: So, who gets to go first ?
Blair: Definitely me, by right of boobalism.
Alice: Huh ?
Blair: My boobs are way bigger than yours Alice.
Alice: ...
The act of having excellent breasts and displaying them in such a manner as to make all lovers of boobs desire to feel and taste the delicious qualities of the boobs.