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boobcramp 

cronic crampage of the breastical

miner symptoms include:
.heavy breathing

.itchy foreskin
.swelling of the nut-sack (blue balls)
.stinky snatch (smells of calms) "she'll a lil clammy.."

.spontaneous childbirth

.pink eye
.depression

.shhhhuuurrrred shhpeeshhhed

cronic Symptoms resulting in:
.anal leakage / rectal spasms
.extreme stipples (stiffnipps)
.blurb vision
.milky discharged
.CUNT, SHIT FUCKING TURRETS!!
.death

people at high risk include:
children over the age of 8
.elderly
. women with large dangle snatches
. a person with white skin and red hair. (ranga's)
.the Jew community

.south Australian bogans
.weirdo's with breado's

.women with muffin tops
.people with mullets and buzzcuts

- If any symptoms occur please seek medical advice
help is out there.

' Dude, do you wanna come to party tonight?'

' I CANNN'T, I GOTSA BOOBCRAMP!!!!!'

"i've got the boobcramp blues..."

'R.I.P dear Agnes, a strong willed woman, a fighter til the end. A life taken away to soon. She was a mother of three a widow of five.

She lost her seven year long fight to cronic boobcramp on her mother's brother's cousin's birthday. R.I.P we lost a beautiful soul"
boobcramp by kylacoon July 17, 2011

Booborama 

A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE AN ARRAY OF BOOBIES. ESPECIALLY WHEN LOOKING INTENSELY AT THEM.
Dude, check out this booborama! OR Damn, this booborama is the best I've seen since college!!
Booborama by gootle October 30, 2011

boobarang 

A person with boobs who always comes back
This person is a boobarang, you cant get rid of them!
boobarang by Boobarang December 30, 2013

boobagomi 

When you get a mamogram. They use boobagomi.
boobagomi by Katrinaa! March 25, 2007

Boobgrab 

When you go to reach for something from a chick and they move and you "accidentally" grab their boob. This also works with really fat guys.
Nathan: Hey Kim, can I see that picture you're holding?
Kim: Yeah, sure, you just have to reach in front of my REALLY BIG BOOBS to get it.
Nathan: Okay! (a little too enthusiastically) Whoops, I that was an "accidental" boobgrab.
kim: Well... it looks like you're gonna have to try again!

*Some Random Person: Crap, I just boobgrabbed Peter Griffin!*
Boobgrab by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009

boozarama 

i went out last night, it was a boozarama
boozarama by Chevvers March 31, 2008