boobcramp

cronic crampage of the breastical

miner symptoms include:
.heavy breathing

.itchy foreskin
.swelling of the nut-sack (blue balls)
.stinky snatch (smells of calms) "she'll a lil clammy.."

.spontaneous childbirth

.pink eye
.depression

.shhhhuuurrrred shhpeeshhhed

cronic Symptoms resulting in:
.anal leakage / rectal spasms
.extreme stipples (stiffnipps)
.blurb vision
.milky discharged
.CUNT, SHIT FUCKING TURRETS!!
.death

people at high risk include:
children over the age of 8
.elderly
. women with large dangle snatches
. a person with white skin and red hair. (ranga's)
.the Jew community

.south Australian bogans
.weirdo's with breado's

.women with muffin tops
.people with mullets and buzzcuts

- If any symptoms occur please seek medical advice

help is out there.

' Dude, do you wanna come to party tonight?'

' I CANNN'T, I GOTSA BOOBCRAMP!!!!!'

"i've got the boobcramp blues..."

'R.I.P dear Agnes, a strong willed woman, a fighter til the end. A life taken away to soon. She was a mother of three a widow of five.

She lost her seven year long fight to cronic boobcramp on her mother's brother's cousin's birthday. R.I.P we lost a beautiful soul"

by kylacoon July 17, 2011

Bootcampsturbate

The act of masturbating to your smoking girlfriend in a risky boot camp bathroom, dropping the picture through your legs into the toilet, and then leaning forward to retrieve it, only to learn that the toilets are sensor activated and that your picture is forever lost into the abyss of disappointment and nothingness.

When you Bootcampsturbate, be sure to use a photo you're comfortable with losing.

by A disappointed Navy recruit January 13, 2014

Booborama

A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE AN ARRAY OF BOOBIES. ESPECIALLY WHEN LOOKING INTENSELY AT THEM.

Dude, check out this booborama! OR Damn, this booborama is the best I've seen since college!!

by gootle October 30, 2011

bootcamp

A computer program made by Apple that allows the user to install X86 based operating systems such as Windows and Linux in a dual boot or a triple boot configuration along side Mac OS X on computers with X86 processors made by Apple. That includes the iMac,Mac Pro,Mac Book,Mac Book Pro,Mac Book Air, and the Mac Mini. This setup will allow each operating system to run at full speed and make full use of 3D graphics.

Bootcamp is the best program to setup a dual boot or a triple boot on Apple's hardware An example includes the following. Mac OS X Mountain Lion, Windows 7, and Ubuntu Linux.

by terryjonesxp August 15, 2012

Bootcamp Blowjob

When a girl gives a blowjob by doing pushups, opening her mouth and allowing the penis to enter and exit her mouth as she goes down, then rises again.

I was in a Drill Seargent mood last night, so I made my girlfriend give me a Bootcamp Blowjob.

by JY Trackstar September 28, 2011

boobclamp

where a man gropes a woman's boobs and holds on for so long they are basically clamped to them.

"Did you hear about Thalia and Combeferre?"

"Yeah, I heard he did a boobclamp to her."

by thatonegothiclolitachick May 17, 2013

Boobclamp

A Clamp for Boobs.
A joke used for a pretty famous Les Mis tumblr user: Francebeforeyourpantsmarius

A boobclamp is a squishy thing that pinches your boobies

by Hewasneverminetolose May 17, 2013