bonyed 

(adj.) Much like being "Crunk" bonyed is the combination of being high and very, very drunk

C: Who was the second band you watched at Warped tour?
S: I have no clue dude, I was bonyed that whole fucking day!

bonyed by CerSer September 30, 2008

über boned 

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked

Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.

über boned by RyNb83 February 4, 2014

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

we're boned 

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.

fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."

we're boned by castle May 24, 2006

bonedeath 

near death experience or fracturing of bones.

"That wipeout was BONEDEATH!!!!"

bonedeath by nat & emma March 30, 2009

Bonedog 

When the shaft of a penis slides between the buttock's cheeks whilst avoiding penetration.

"I'd love a bonedog in the morning"

Bonedog by horny seeker February 21, 2021

Ken Boned 

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.

You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.

Ken Boned by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016