hurkin

(v.)missing someone or something very badly, jonesing

C: When is M coming again?
S: I won't see here for like two weeks dude, it better go fast cuz I'm hurkin!

by CerSer March 01, 2009

dick leakage

(n.) the white, sticky substance that drips from the tip of an unerect penis, shortly after a quickie. (Spoolage)

S: "Whats the wet mark on your shorts dude?"
C: "Sorry dude, I just had a quickie with J and that's my dick leakage."

by CerSer September 30, 2008

skitzin

(v.) to become overly paranoid due to smoking or vaping marijuana

Dude, quit skitzin, the cops are not coming, stop looking out the window!

by CerSer December 09, 2008

halfsker

(n.) a half-hard on that is the product of just finishing sex or any other sexual act. Usually visible by other people.

C: Did M just finish you off?
S: Yessur, could you tell by my halfsker?
C: Duh

by CerSer December 09, 2008

bonyed

(adj.) Much like being "Crunk" bonyed is the combination of being high and very, very drunk

C: Who was the second band you watched at Warped tour?
S: I have no clue dude, I was bonyed that whole fucking day!

by CerSer September 30, 2008