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A doughnut that's been on my boner.
What's better than a donut? It's a Bonut.
What's a Bonut you ask? It's a donut that's been on my Boner.
Who's my Boner?
It's me Danny Laduke.
Bonut by Nate Tectonics May 14, 2006
Words you can keep
The act of sticking your boner inside of a donut
I can't wait until I get home so I can make a bonut
Bonut by Bluntqueenxxx April 23, 2023
Related Words
Bonuts Bonutz Bokuto bonet Bogut bokuto.theowl Binute Blonut Bognut Boguth
Donut from the Icelandic grocery, Bonus (their own brand), they are topped with chocolate.
1) What is that sticky, brown thing you have there?
2) It's a bonut, wanna taste?
1) naah
Bonut by gregory stone June 9, 2011
That girl is hung like a donut. You should see her with a Bonut.
Bonut by Mosrite9 November 29, 2011
(Bonus-Doughnut) The act of going to a large store, (i.e. safeway, albertson's) and buying an inexpensive doughnut as an excuse to steal one or more things, usually a pack of gum and/or condoms.
Tim: Fuck dude, my girl wants to bang and i'm out of condoms, let's head to safeway and grab a bonut real quick.

Carl: For sure man! I'll snag some gum while we're at it!
Bonut by Literally_Awful February 12, 2015
A "bonut" is when you stick your penis through the hole of a donut.

A "blownut" is when you get a blowjob whilst sticking your dick through a donut.
"I just made a bonut!"

"If I stick my dick through it too we can make it a bronut!"

"Y'know Stacy? She just gave me a blownut!"
Bonut by PingPongChingChongDingDong October 22, 2018

Bongtonium 

1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.
1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!
Bongtonium by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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