Dooping

Packing a lip, or dipping tobacco while sitting upon your porcelain throne taking a poop.

Hey man i've gotta drop a fat deuce, might as well be dooping while im in there.

by Literally_Awful February 21, 2015

Bonut

(Bonus-Doughnut) The act of going to a large store, (i.e. safeway, albertson's) and buying an inexpensive doughnut as an excuse to steal one or more things, usually a pack of gum and/or condoms.

Tim: Fuck dude, my girl wants to bang and i'm out of condoms, let's head to safeway and grab a bonut real quick.

Carl: For sure man! I'll snag some gum while we're at it!

by Literally_Awful February 12, 2015

Girthday

The day that your dick reaches maximum circumference, or girth

Ben: Hey dude when was your girthday?

Drew: Man my girthday was September 4th of 1969, the good ol' days.

by Literally_Awful February 19, 2015