Definitions by James.

PHUNK 

Another lame attempt by white people and fading rap stars by replacing the letter "f" with the similar sounding "ph".

Fat --------> Phat
Funk -------> Phunk
Fuck -------> Phuck

PHUNK by James. June 21, 2005

babyfest

The party commemorating Miguel "Baby" Ochoa's life.

Aye, Did you go to babyfest this saturday?

babyfest by James. April 5, 2005

Bongs. 

See definition for "Tongs" and use "Bongs" where appropriate. A more extreme version of Tongs.

"Ah Bongs it bruv!" "Oi dis choon is bongsin'!"

Bongs. by James. February 3, 2005

Tongs 

Verb 1. Derived from the discovery of pimps smoking spliffs etc using tongs so as not to contaminate them with finger prints. A way of smoking.

Verb 2. To smoke anything other than a cigarette.

Tongsed

Adj 1. When one is intoxicated by any substance.

Tongsin'

Verb 1. Smoking/drinking.

Adj 2. Someone acting in an irregular manner. Crazy, off the wall.

Adj 3. Something trippy or incredible. You approve of it.

"Ah bruv come let's tongs."
"Ah I'm proper tongsed as well"
"Oi bruv is we tongsin' tonight?"
"Jokes! Dis bre's tongsin'!"
"AAAH DAS TONGSIN'!"
"Tongs it bruv!"

Tongs by James. December 8, 2004