bong wrong

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After smoking a bong you maybe misjudge certain factors, like time and space. If somebody makes a wrong statement, that could be the result of the intoxication, he is "bong wrong".

Stoned Person: 'Man, we ordered that pizza like, half an hour ago!'
Other Person: 'Dude, you're bong wrong!'

bong wrong by The Reanimator September 1, 2007

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bong wonger

A Bong Wonger is somebody who eats at many resturaunts, but never has enough to tip the waiters.

“Do we have enough to tip?”
“Nah, we’re Bong Wongers”

bong wonger by YianniP June 30, 2018

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Bong-wongle

It is another word for someone who is acting stupid

Fuck off you bong-wongle

Bong-wongle by Godsringpiece November 20, 2019

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Dong Dong Wong Bong bing bon

AKA know as 2D 1W 3B. or DOUBLE DS W TRIPLE BS
1- When a girl is feeling horny for another girls tits. You might think that bc this word has DONG in it that it is about a male but no.
2- When guys are gay they are called GAY WADS but girls are lesbian they are called DONG DONG WONG BONG BING BON

EWWWWW I wish Hayley wasn't a Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon so she would take the big DDDDDD!!

ORRRR
Last night Hayley was feeling my tits!!! "Omg she was doing the Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon!!!!!!!"

Dong Dong Wong Bong bing bon by AYOOOOO LIL RARI!!!! June 19, 2019

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Wing wong bing bong

A racial slur meaning Asian. This is from a joke Aziz Ansari made.

Person 1: Shut the hell up nigger!
Person 2: You are a wing wong bing bong!

Wing wong bing bong by Hentai Overlord November 11, 2015

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ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

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bongwrong

A gentleman of the finest taste in cheeba and millah lite. This person likes to hucklebuck daily and eat chili cheese burritos.

Bongwrong is a true soldier. He is down with everything coo.

bongwrong by Blacktheddy December 4, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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