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bong wrong

After smoking a bong you maybe misjudge certain factors, like time and space. If somebody makes a wrong statement, that could be the result of the intoxication, he is "bong wrong".
Stoned Person: 'Man, we ordered that pizza like, half an hour ago!'
Other Person: 'Dude, you're bong wrong!'
bong wrong by The Reanimator September 1, 2007
Words you can keep

bong wonger 

A Bong Wonger is somebody who eats at many resturaunts, but never has enough to tip the waiters.
“Do we have enough to tip?”
Nah, we’re Bong Wongers”
bong wonger by YianniP June 30, 2018

Bong-wongle 

Bong-wongle by Godsringpiece November 20, 2019

Dong Dong Wong Bong bing bon 

AKA know as 2D 1W 3B. or DOUBLE DS W TRIPLE BS
1- When a girl is feeling horny for another girls tits. You might think that bc this word has DONG in it that it is about a male but no.
2- When guys are gay they are called GAY WADS but girls are lesbian they are called DONG DONG WONG BONG BING BON
EWWWWW I wish Hayley wasn't a Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon so she would take the big DDDDDD!!

ORRRR
Last night Hayley was feeling my tits!!! "Omg she was doing the Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon!!!!!!!"

Wing wong bing bong 

A racial slur meaning Asian. This is from a joke Aziz Ansari made.
Person 1: Shut the hell up nigger!
Person 2: You are a wing wong bing bong!

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong 

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

bongwrong 

A gentleman of the finest taste in cheeba and millah lite. This person likes to hucklebuck daily and eat chili cheese burritos.
Bongwrong is a true soldier. He is down with everything coo.
bongwrong by Blacktheddy December 4, 2022
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