boner shorts

Any pair of tight fitting shorts a man can wear, where if he were to get and erection, people can see

Hey look at the guy wearing a pair of boner shorts...

by melaroo February 9, 2012

basketball shorts boner

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.

Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”

by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021

spunk stain on the boxer shorts of society

A true fuckoff, the kind of person you wouldn't cross the street to shit on. pond scum, etc. used with prefix, 'you-'

similar to "sack of unwanted horse piss" and "long streak of piss"

by <*}}}}>< July 2, 2003

short boned

When a midget and/or dwarf person dogs girl.

It's a well known fact that before his death, Billy Barty short boned Grace Jones resulting in the conception of Kobe Bryant.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014