Boner fide 

Boner fide is a way to confirm that a woman is truly hot an/or sexy based on scientific evidence. This is done by looking, touching and feeling of said woman and then waiting to see if a boner is produced. If a boner is present after the process then the woman is deemed boner fide hot.

I got drunk with Cindy last night night and to make a long story short I was able to verify that she is a boner fide vixen.

Boner fide by saharadryhumor January 18, 2015

boner fide 

adj.Genuinely gay retorts; Authentically homosexual phrases, remarks, or quips.

v.boner fiding

I wasn't sure if he was gay until he made that boner fide remark.

The stylist just walked around boner fiding with the others all day.

boner fide by Dick... May 4, 2005

Bonercide

The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.

Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.

Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

bonerfied 

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.

Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.

bonerfied by LiVo June 5, 2005

Bonerfide 

Guaranteed to give you a boner.

"Is there anyone less bonerfide than Mother Angelica?"

Bonerfide by creedmoor December 13, 2005

Bonerfied 

Having a boner like no other

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.

Bonerfied by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Bonerfied Midget 

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

Bonerfied Midget by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010