boner check

The act of checking for erections. Typically involving an evaluation of one or more cock and balls.

"Oh geez"
(Lots of gayness)
"BONER CHECK!!"
"Fag"

by Goatseking April 5, 2007

Boner Check

When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused

"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."

by DMTice40 August 1, 2015

Bone Check

a random exclamation used by one about to kill somebody violently

PERSON1:i like it when you cum in my ass but i like it better when you tie your penis to a rope and pull on it like a puppeteer while your homies cum in my ass. you smell bad.
PERSON2:bone check motherfucker!

PERSON1 is now punched, kicked, stomped, and stabbed to death by PERSON2.

by TheRealNinjaMike September 9, 2004

Bone Check

1>when you check your supposively boneless chicken for bones by stabbing it repeatedly with a knife

2>when one football player hits another really hard

1> Ryan (staring at his chicken) "Bone check mother fucker bone check"

2> LT just bone checked Theisman

by KDoss August 24, 2005

bone check

term used in the stabbing of another.

upon seeing person B, person A screams, "bone check" foo!. and proceeds to stab him, once, twice, or thirty times

by El Negro September 11, 2004

boner checkmate

To force a man to achieve an erection, whether through immense attractiveness or unwanted physical contact.

"I took one look at Kellie and, well, it was Boner Checkmate."

by Jkeith May 14, 2014

Bone Check

The act of open-hand swattage of the groin area on a guy coming towards you. If the person is guilty of boneage, then the force shoves the boner into the guy thus resulting in motionlessness, pain and pwnage.

guy 1: (coming towards you) "sup dude!"
guy 2: (you) "nuttin........BONE CHECK!!!" *swattage*
guy 1: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww............fag!

by K@B00$3 December 11, 2006