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The highest amount of bored you can archive
I am so bordness right now
Bordness by eV@n ZoSo 777 May 23, 2009
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stinky, doesn't know how to take a bath or shower...also could be gay.
you be Bonness, yo!

or

Dude, take a shower, you're pulling a Bonness
bonness by Midmottersfan July 16, 2004

bongness 

The act of smoking out of a bong
guy: "Hey man, you wanna come over for bongness?"
guy 2: "Shibby!"
bongness by ghyslain is a faggot September 17, 2003

infinite blondness 

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.
In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026