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bonklers 

adj. Loveably stupid.
n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")
30!! 31%!! 47%!! TOGETHER 103%!! TEAM BONKLERS WIN!!!"
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.
bonklers by Menchi December 5, 2003
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Bonclarious 

Jason stop being so bonclarious
Bonclarious by DeeSnuts 420 June 15, 2021
Don't be a bonkler, vote for Kerry!
bonkler by Kiko June 26, 2004
During the process of watching the show "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, and not getting to the conclusion. You then get a boner and piss in your underpants, and also on occasion poop your pants.
"Hey Mike! I got a bonler last night!," Harold said.

"What?" said Mike.

"I was watching "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction on my computer, and the fucking computer turned off 5 minutes before it finished! I got a bonler!!!! I also pissed my pants!!" Harold shouted.

"Cool," Mike sighed.

"At least I didn't shit myself!!" Harold exclaimed.
Bonler by Charles Wiknly July 26, 2009

Boncleak 

A boncleak is a beautiful name for any animal you are wishing to name. Also the name of a species of fish in the Atlantic ocean.
"Oh! What's your cats name?"
"Oh her name is Boncleak!"
Boncleak by Oldleonie49 September 6, 2022

Cock Bongler 

Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth
Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler

Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like
Cock Bongler by jake oickle December 28, 2007