adj. Loveably stupid.
n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")
30!! 31%!! 47%!! TOGETHER 103%!! TEAM BONKLERS WIN!!!"
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.
During the process of watching the show "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, and not getting to the conclusion. You then get a boner and piss in your underpants, and also on occasion poop your pants.
"Hey Mike! I got a bonler last night!," Harold said.
"What?" said Mike.
"I was watching "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction on my computer, and the fucking computer turned off 5 minutes before it finished! I got a bonler!!!! I also pissed my pants!!" Harold shouted.
"Cool," Mike sighed.
"At least I didn't shit myself!!" Harold exclaimed.
Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth
Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper
Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler
Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*