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During the process of watching the show "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, and not getting to the conclusion. You then get a boner and piss in your underpants, and also on occasion poop your pants.

"Hey Mike! I got a bonler last night!," Harold said.

"What?" said Mike.

"I was watching "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction on my computer, and the fucking computer turned off 5 minutes before it finished! I got a bonler!!!! I also pissed my pants!!" Harold shouted.

"Cool," Mike sighed.

"At least I didn't shit myself!!" Harold exclaimed.

Bonler by Charles Wiknly July 26, 2009

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Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

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Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

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Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

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bonerflying

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

bonerflying by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014

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waler boler

A term in basketball used to define skill.

When I made that splash I was so wet I could fill two waler bolers.

waler boler by seven point nine = tree April 8, 2014

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Boner Swag

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

Boner Swag by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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