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bonatch

Term used when you are too drunk to say "beehotch".

Often used in the plural form, bonatches.
"Which one of you bonatches is moving the floor?"
by T_O June 25, 2005
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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
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Boyatch

A Boy that quite simply is a bitch.
boy: the thing is your not attricative in any way
girl: omg you are such a boyatch
by GreasyKidChronicles May 17, 2008
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bonathon

An event in which boning takes place on a very large scale, this includes homo or heterosexual relations, but usually homo.
Thom, Jarrett, and I all took part in a huge bonathon last night.
by Mercedes Benz January 2, 2007
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Bonathan

Bonathan a word used to refer to a man named Mr.Miller (AKA Brad's evil twin lookalike)
Hey Declan, look its Bonathan on the morning show again.
by poopoopapa April 2, 2020
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Bonathon

A group expedition on bikes up to the Cime de la Bonette in Southern France.
Note: Not involving sex in any shape or form, I want to make that quite clear.
Big Al: Guys are you going to come on the Bonathon at the end of the month?

Tiny Tim: You bet your ass!
Fred: I'm in.
Kim: I'll be there
Profession-Al: Try and stop me.
Hulkster: Affirmative
by zzwill September 8, 2011
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Bontch

Crazy, Loco, Johnster, Asshole, Cool, Fun, Awesome, Lame, Douchey, Drunk.
Bontch titties!!! Dude I got so bontched last night. Hey Bontch what's upppp? Let's go to casa mo and get some margaritas!!
by Bontchitits September 29, 2010
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