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The Boiz
The boiz, the most hardcore on earth. Leaded by Steve Irwin and co-leaded by The G Man, the boiz hate cider drinkers, fucking pussys. Famously one of the boiz was quoted saying "It's past April fools and people are still drinking cider". To become one of the boiz you have to pass a strict initiation set by one of the senior boiz. If one of the boiz are caught drinking cider they will be one of the boiz no more and will have to redo a worse initiation. There are many rules of the boiz including; Don't talk about the boiz to non-boiz and never chat shit about the boiz. The boiz are like a religion and stick up for each other, if anyone tried to force one of the boiz to drink cider they will get a left right goodnight. Only the most elite can become one of the boiz!
Did you see that guy take down a bear with one blow? Yeah he's one of the boiz!
That guy drinking cider? Nah he's one of the boiz!
My mum asked me what I wanted to be when I was older I said I wanted to be one of the fucking boiz
There is only one gender and that is the boiz
'If she's 6ft she's not a girl she's one of the lads, get her a pair of shin pads and tell her to go defend that corner
Next time I'll jizz on his toilet paper and get his mum pregnant
We all know that one guy who drinks cider and thinks he's one of the boiz
That guy drinking cider? Nah he's one of the boiz!
My mum asked me what I wanted to be when I was older I said I wanted to be one of the fucking boiz
There is only one gender and that is the boiz
'If she's 6ft she's not a girl she's one of the lads, get her a pair of shin pads and tell her to go defend that corner
Next time I'll jizz on his toilet paper and get his mum pregnant
We all know that one guy who drinks cider and thinks he's one of the boiz
The Boiz by Adam YEAH THE BOIZ May 15, 2017
Its giving bozo
Its giving bozo by anonymous December 12, 2021
bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron
A person who seems to only function in an idiotic, hyperactive way. You know.... those crazy idiots you meet on the street - yeah that's them, you know... the ones that threaten you with a broken bottle because they're too drunk to pick anything else up ? ... yeah that's who I am talking about. They're the ones who may have invented the word insane... not sure yet, need to do actual research for once.... but you know if you dealt with crazy people throwing their bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron ideas at you you'd call them a bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron I mean am i wrong ?
In response to an incident where said (bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron) tried to stab me because I asked him to remove the shopping cart he left behind my car, blocking me in, and leaving his cell phone inside, I called him and recorded a message....' A RECORDED MESSAGE ' (In Russian Accent) - "Hello, bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron, listen to voice recorded message that I worked so hard on. At least in Russia people RESPECT voice recorded messages... unlike dirty, filthy, Americans." - The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master.
bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron by Cheeseball Alcatraz August 30, 2021
Bozo
Bozo is a name that references someone who has failed to achieve any level of formal education and is easily lead and influenced by anyone who appears sympathetic. Bozo will, because of their lack of of understanding of the english language, try and engage in conversation, but in almost all cases, will become irritated and abusive due to not understanding what is being said to them. A Bozo will make up stories about their achievements, but everyone knows that they are just fabrications. A Bozo is not smart enough to know that their lies have been discovered and will continue on prosecuting the lie.
Bozo by Kung Of The Duckheads March 3, 2019
Bozo
Bozo by Drippydee6198 (xbox name) February 9, 2021
Rip Bozo
When a person (usually an evil ghoul) dies and you want to celebrate. Used to emphasize how little you care about someone's death. Often used in combination with the phrase "smoking on that ____ pack" for greater effect.
Rip Bozo by gorilladaspinna April 9, 2021
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