boefie
boefie by bananaboycarter March 9, 2015
Words you can keep
boyfie
boyfie by serenavwood August 6, 2008
Beefie the Cow
Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
Beefie the Cow by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020
Boofier
The Lord Of BOOF. A higher power who is completely untouchable to the common Drp. Boofier is known for his musical presence as well as spiritual relativity in which he exists in the realm of BOOF. Only those who have truly been down the rabbit hole know of BOOFÏERS essence. Once you find BOOF, BOOFIER finds you. Sounds creepy but it’s absolutely magical.
Average BOOF consumer -
“Hey Drp you hear that new Lost Tapes 9 by LBA?”
Some average Drp -
“Naw Chauncey what’s LBA??”
Average BOOF consumer -
“LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY YOU SCOUNDREL! JEEZ WHY IS NOBODY CULTURED ANYMORE?!”
“Hey Drp you hear that new Lost Tapes 9 by LBA?”
Some average Drp -
“Naw Chauncey what’s LBA??”
Average BOOF consumer -
“LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY YOU SCOUNDREL! JEEZ WHY IS NOBODY CULTURED ANYMORE?!”
Boofier by LORD BOOFÏER ALMIGHTY January 22, 2022
Jim Boehiem
The GOAT of basketball coaches. Led the Syracuse orange to the 2003 national championship. He also single handedly rose the orange from the dead on Easter Sunday of 2016 to advance to the final four. He is going to lead them to the 2018 and 2019 national championship. Most known for throwing sportscoat and for running the best damn 2-3 zone in the world.
Jim Boehiem by Jimboehiem May 3, 2018
boelie
this is a fucktard. someone who sells his body online. a boelie`s mother usually drinks unhealthy quantities of red wine, their house is worth approxam. 20 g`s
boelie by etton louar June 25, 2009
boyfie
Portmanteau of "boyfriend" and "wifey." Used to describe a boyfriend who is attentive and caring in the ways a traditional housewife might be. Also: Boyfy.
boyfie by dbdefenestrate January 3, 2014
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!