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Get the boyfie mug.Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020
Get the Beefie the Cow mug.The Lord Of BOOF. A higher power who is completely untouchable to the common Drp. Boofier is known for his musical presence as well as spiritual relativity in which he exists in the realm of BOOF. Only those who have truly been down the rabbit hole know of BOOFÏERS essence. Once you find BOOF, BOOFIER finds you. Sounds creepy but it’s absolutely magical.
Average BOOF consumer -
“Hey Drp you hear that new Lost Tapes 9 by LBA?”
Some average Drp -
“Naw Chauncey what’s LBA??”
Average BOOF consumer -
“LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY YOU SCOUNDREL! JEEZ WHY IS NOBODY CULTURED ANYMORE?!”
“Hey Drp you hear that new Lost Tapes 9 by LBA?”
Some average Drp -
“Naw Chauncey what’s LBA??”
Average BOOF consumer -
“LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY YOU SCOUNDREL! JEEZ WHY IS NOBODY CULTURED ANYMORE?!”
by LORD BOOFÏER ALMIGHTY January 22, 2022
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by Jimboehiem May 3, 2018
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by etton louar June 25, 2009
Get the boelie mug.Portmanteau of "boyfriend" and "wifey." Used to describe a boyfriend who is attentive and caring in the ways a traditional housewife might be. Also: Boyfy.
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