boeere 

To be a devils spawn. A devils child

Omg Lauren’s a total boeere!

boeere by anonymous September 15, 2020

bonerectus 

An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.

Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."

bonerectus by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

Beered 

1. To become intoxicated by the excessive consumption of beer.

Ex: Sally had a rough day at the office and planned to get beered after work with her divorcee girlfriends.

Beered by LovePez October 19, 2009

beerestate 

It's the amount of real estate in your stomach you don't want to fill up with food so you have more room for beer.

No thanks, I'm not going to eat yet, don't want to waste any valuable beerestate.

beerestate by Park City Ski Places April 1, 2015

bonerexic 

describing a girl that will not or refuses to give head

Hey, how are you and your girl doin?

We're doin good but it turns out that she's bonerexic.

bonerexic by daweedmane October 26, 2009

bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

Beereal 

Any type of cereal using beer instead of milk to wet your whistle. Works well with Captain Crunch, Lucky Charms and Honey Smacks. Beer of choice = Heineken

Dude thanks for the Beereal this morning.

Anytime, its the perfect mix between breakfast and friday night. "Smiles, with thumbs up"

Beereal by Fast Eddie MMM December 24, 2008