Bodkins

someone with a small hairy body, with large nipples and an anal passage the size of a toaster.

your mums bodkins mate.

Bodkins by launa January 5, 2007

batch of bodkins 

noisy dormroom neighbors that have sex so loud you can hear them clapping from the bathroom

I was trying to do my makeup this afternoon and that batch of bodkins down the hall kept distracting me.

batch of bodkins by Parham East March 4, 2009

odds bodkins 

A term used by Georgia Nicolson, a very hilarious, somewhat imaginary British girl. Means something is exceptionally strange. Plus, it's just fun to say.

She had freakishly large hands. They just sort of flopped about like a pair of fish being suffocated. It was odds bodkins.

odds bodkins by Marissa Meowington July 23, 2009

Hailey bodkins 

Girl with a good personality is perfect for Connor and Connor loves her a lot and she’s cute the perfect girl for Connor smith

Hailey bodkins is nice

Hailey bodkins by Connor smith November 24, 2021

Sloppy Bobkins 

A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...

You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..

You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..

Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess

Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat

Sloppy Bobkins by Sloppy fighter February 4, 2009

Earl Boykins

2nd shortest player in NBA history. The only player taller than him is Muggsy Bogues, who was 5'3". Known for his speed, quick shooting, and tenacious defense he is one of my favorite players. If he was 6'6" he be a superstar.

Don't even bother trying to stop Earl Boykins in transition, he'll just breeze right by you and hit a layup

Earl Boykins by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005

Fatty Bobkins 

1) A man who grew up in Burger King and as a result now has his own orbit. There is currently 3 cookies with bite marks in them, a rotting Whopper, and a baseball with a bite mark in it floating about his midsection.

2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.

1) How the hell is Fatty Bobkins not dead?

2) How the hell is that Fatty Bobkins not dead?

Fatty Bobkins by Jorge "The Walrus" Rodriguez August 27, 2011