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someone with a small hairy body, with large nipples and an anal passage the size of a toaster.
by launa January 04, 2007
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Bodkin
A bodkin is more polished version of a shiv. Where a shiv is generally made from whatever item a convict can sharpen and punch into a fellows back, a bodkin is created to be a weapon from the get-go.

Technically, a bodkin has no edged blade. Its sharp point is what gets the work done. Originally, bodkins were created to punch through knight's armor. Perhaps due to this, it bears the stigma of being a weapon yielded by peasants, footpads and thugs.
Loser #1: Hey, is that a knife?
Loser #2: Nope, it's a bodkin.
Loser #1: Looks like a knife to me motherfucker.
Loser #2: Hey it's cool, man.
Loser #1: **turns to leave**
Loser #2: **stabs Loser #1 in the kidneys three times** How you like my "bodkin" now, Beeeoootch?
by W. Argyle June 14, 2008
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A mysterious object feared throughout the ghetto due to its massive powers of evil and corruption
I Will strike u down with my mysterious object known as a bodkin
by J-Dogg 5000 May 11, 2006
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A bodkin is more polished version of a shiv. Where a shiv is generally made from whatever item a convict can sharpen and punch into a fellows back, a bodkin is created to be a weapon from the get-go.

Technically, a bodkin has no edged blade. Its sharp point is what gets the work done. Originally, bodkins were created to punch through knight's armor. Perhaps due to this, it bears the stigma of being a weapon yielded by peasants, footpads and thugs.
Loser #1: Hey, is that a knife?
Loser #2: Nope, it's a bodkin.
Loser #1: Looks like a knife to me motherfucker.
Loser #2: Hey it's cool, man.
Loser #1: **turns to leave**
Loser #2: **stabs Loser #1 in the kidneys three times** How you like my "bodkin" now, Beeeoootch?
by W. Argyle June 13, 2008
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A miniutre sized creature who dwells in small spaces and detests physical affection.
Nidhi is a Bodkin, she is small, enjoys compact spaces and does not engage willingly in physical contact.
by The Wizard with a Lizard April 10, 2013
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"I don’t know what his name was, but due to his massive cock size I can tell he’s a bodkin"
by Goatnanskmd August 07, 2018
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