Bodkins

someone with a small hairy body, with large nipples and an anal passage the size of a toaster.
your mums bodkins mate.
by launa January 05, 2007
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Bodkin

"I don’t know what his name was, but due to his massive cock size I can tell he’s a bodkin"
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Bodkin

Bodkin
A bodkin is more polished version of a shiv. Where a shiv is generally made from whatever item a convict can sharpen and punch into a fellows back, a bodkin is created to be a weapon from the get-go.

Technically, a bodkin has no edged blade. Its sharp point is what gets the work done. Originally, bodkins were created to punch through knight's armor. Perhaps due to this, it bears the stigma of being a weapon yielded by peasants, footpads and thugs.
Loser #1: Hey, is that a knife?
Loser #2: Nope, it's a bodkin.
Loser #1: Looks like a knife to me motherfucker.
Loser #2: Hey it's cool, man.
Loser #1: **turns to leave**
Loser #2: **stabs Loser #1 in the kidneys three times** How you like my "bodkin" now, Beeeoootch?
by W. Argyle December 09, 2008
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bodkin

A mysterious object feared throughout the ghetto due to its massive powers of evil and corruption
I Will strike u down with my mysterious object known as a bodkin
by J-Dogg 5000 May 19, 2006
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Bodkin

A bodkin is more polished version of a shiv. Where a shiv is generally made from whatever item a convict can sharpen and punch into a fellows back, a bodkin is created to be a weapon from the get-go.

Technically, a bodkin has no edged blade. Its sharp point is what gets the work done. Originally, bodkins were created to punch through knight's armor. Perhaps due to this, it bears the stigma of being a weapon yielded by peasants, footpads and thugs.
Loser #1: Hey, is that a knife?
Loser #2: Nope, it's a bodkin.
Loser #1: Looks like a knife to me motherfucker.
Loser #2: Hey it's cool, man.
Loser #1: **turns to leave**
Loser #2: **stabs Loser #1 in the kidneys three times** How you like my "bodkin" now, Beeeoootch?
by W. Argyle June 13, 2008
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Bodkin

A miniutre sized creature who dwells in small spaces and detests physical affection.
Nidhi is a Bodkin, she is small, enjoys compact spaces and does not engage willingly in physical contact.
by The Wizard with a Lizard April 10, 2013
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God's bodkin

Taken from Shakespeare's "Hamlet," this phrase can be used in place of explitives or other exclamations to show one's dissapointment, or frustration.
God's Bodkin man! Why did you just do that HORRIBLE AWFUL BAD WRONG thing?!
by Shakespeare's bodkin October 25, 2011
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