The scientific
name of the rare and serious illness commonly known as bat flu. Symptoms include loss of memory, excessive salivating,
fear of entering chlorinated water, and growth of
wing-like protrusions from your back.
Jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious
family of bats. They attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. After that she had an intense
fear of going to the pool for years.
"Dude where'
s Jenna?"
"Oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or like baticularneosis or some shit... like shit."