The scientific name of the
rare and serious illness commonly known as bat flu. Symptoms include loss of memory, excessive salivating,
fear of entering chlorinated water, and growth of
wing-like protrusions from your back.
Jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious family of bats. They attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. After that she had an intense fear of going to the pool for years.
"
Dude where's Jenna?"
"Oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or like baticularneosis or some
shit... like
shit."