Anon.'s definitions

ss

Nazi Secret Service. Practically every SS officer had committed war crimes.

Elite German soldiers were drafted into the SS during WW2.

by anon. November 26, 2003

Isle of Wight

Known by many as the Isle of Shite. "People" from this godforsaken island are seen as inbred weirdos by most. They have a cool glass making factory.

a) Welcome to the island
b) my sister is also my aunt and is married to my first cousin, and they have 6 children. If you take all their childrens body parts then you'll get 1 and a half full humans

by anon. April 26, 2004

fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.

when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.

by Anon. October 23, 2003

monkeys

another word for nuts (monkey nuts) ya herd

ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys

by anon. July 10, 2004

Bing

Someone who blatantly attempts to hide a lack of understanding in a skilled discipline (particularly in computing), using arrogance and the humiliation of others as key methods.

Used to describe a blagger

"He's a bit of a Bing"

"That Bing will never get that through QA"

by Anon. March 1, 2005

fuckhelmet

A complete dumbass. Someone unworthy of the title retard.

<PersonA> Hey, I went to this club the other night and pulled this right stunner. It was only when we got into the back of my car for some lovin when I felt something slippy and long in 'her' panties.
<PersonB> Hahahahahahaha! Fuckhelmet!

by Anon. September 30, 2003

Peaches Geldof

The act of going down on a girl during 'that time of the month'.

You gave her a Peaches Geldof?? You sick fucker!

by Anon. November 28, 2004