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fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.
when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.
by Anon. October 23, 2003
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ss

Nazi Secret Service. Practically every SS officer had committed war crimes.
Elite German soldiers were drafted into the SS during WW2.
by anon. November 26, 2003
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Isle of Wight

Known by many as the Isle of Shite. "People" from this godforsaken island are seen as inbred weirdos by most. They have a cool glass making factory.
a) Welcome to the island
b) my sister is also my aunt and is married to my first cousin, and they have 6 children. If you take all their childrens body parts then you'll get 1 and a half full humans
by anon. April 26, 2004
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santa clause

A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.
"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.
by anon. April 3, 2005
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evanesence

1. VANISH; to dissipate like vapor

2. Gothic band from Arkansas who released several songs for the "Daredevil" soundtrack. Two albums released, "Origin" and "Fallen" (2004) with Ben Moody (former guitarist, songwriter) replaced by guitarist of Cold in late 2003. Popular hits: "My Immortal", "Going Under", "Everybody's Fool", and "Bring Me to Life."
1. We will be likely to watch the evanescence of tigers for a few more years.

2. The evanescence was very rapid yesterday due to bad weather.

3. That Evanescence concert was cool and I can't wait until their next tour!
by Anon. September 8, 2004
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Babysitting

The Scourge of all guys on out of state field trips.

It is when the chaperone asks you to keep an eye on the women to make sure the don't end up raped or drunk. Ususally gets pinned on one or two guys in the group, and drives them crazy especially when either the guys have a conscience or the women have no reguard for how hard it is for the guys to keep an eye on then.
How was yur trip???
Yeah i spent all night babysitting. . .
Sucks to be you dude.
by anon. April 19, 2005
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chinese burn

A basic form of causing physical pain that is usually experienced for the first time in infant school. It invloves gripping the top of somebody's forearm with both hands then rotating the hands in opposite directions, thus stretching the skin. Tolerance to this increases with age, unless a meathead tries it and mangles not only your skin, but your muscles, ligaments and bones also.
1. Aww, I let my little cousin give me a chines burn today, and I pretended it hurt me.
2. Johnny Meatface wrestled me to the ground today and give me a chinese burn. I couldn't even breathe, let alone scream.
by anon. April 14, 2005
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