Anon.'s definitions

monkeys

another word for nuts (monkey nuts) ya herd

ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys

by anon. July 10, 2004

Bing

Someone who blatantly attempts to hide a lack of understanding in a skilled discipline (particularly in computing), using arrogance and the humiliation of others as key methods.

Used to describe a blagger

"He's a bit of a Bing"

"That Bing will never get that through QA"

by Anon. March 1, 2005

South Lakes

South Lakes: where white people are the minority.

Holla at cha boyyyeee!!

by anon. November 23, 2004

M203

A grenade launcher usually attached to the bottom of an M-16 or M4 assault rifle. More commonly known to Soldier of Fortune 2 players as the n00b cannon due to the fact it is easy to use and can frag a player in one shot, hence it is a favourite among n00bs.

Shiiiiiit! I just got fragged by that n00b and his M203 n00b cannon.

by Anon. January 11, 2004

fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.

when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.

by Anon. October 23, 2003

chinese burn

A basic form of causing physical pain that is usually experienced for the first time in infant school. It invloves gripping the top of somebody's forearm with both hands then rotating the hands in opposite directions, thus stretching the skin. Tolerance to this increases with age, unless a meathead tries it and mangles not only your skin, but your muscles, ligaments and bones also.

1. Aww, I let my little cousin give me a chines burn today, and I pretended it hurt me.
2. Johnny Meatface wrestled me to the ground today and give me a chinese burn. I couldn't even breathe, let alone scream.

by anon. April 14, 2005

Trashmo

A generally trashy person who is unclean physically and morally.

Mill Street inhabitants

by Anon. August 18, 2003