Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager
family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not
sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.
NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.