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Blow My Ass Off.

Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!

One day at school...

Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.

Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO

BMAO by Russiachina December 3, 2011

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BMAO

Boring my ass off

1- bro let’s go hit this cart this class is BMAO
2-ik it’s boring my ass off to. fuck this shit

BMAO by brokenback July 18, 2020

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BMAO

Blast My Astronaut Off. Clean version of 'LMAO', or Laughing My Ass Off, for wusses that don't like to cuss but want to stay scene.

Person A: and then I said, that's not a monkey, that's my wife!
Person B: BMAO
Person C: FAIL

BMAO by emandee May 21, 2008

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BMAO

Brawlin my ass off

Related to the game "Super Smash Bros. Brawl." Its said whenever someone has been playing on-line alot.

Guy 1: Hey! Wat u been doin?
Guy 2: BMAO
Guy 1: Me 2 man. Cant find any1 good...

BMAO by Sumguy14 October 14, 2008

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bmaol

Blowing my asshole out laughing

Beyond lol, beyond even lmfao, lies bmaol.

bmaol by MattTheVentureFan June 8, 2016

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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