BMAO

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Blow My Ass Off.

Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!

One day at school...

Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.

Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO

BMAO by Russiachina December 3, 2011

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BMAO

Boring my ass off

1- bro let’s go hit this cart this class is BMAO
2-ik it’s boring my ass off to. fuck this shit

BMAO by brokenback July 18, 2020

Related Words

BMAO • bmaol

BMAO

Blast My Astronaut Off. Clean version of 'LMAO', or Laughing My Ass Off, for wusses that don't like to cuss but want to stay scene.

Person A: and then I said, that's not a monkey, that's my wife!
Person B: BMAO
Person C: FAIL

BMAO by emandee May 21, 2008

BMAO

Brawlin my ass off

Related to the game "Super Smash Bros. Brawl." Its said whenever someone has been playing on-line alot.

Guy 1: Hey! Wat u been doin?
Guy 2: BMAO
Guy 1: Me 2 man. Cant find any1 good...

BMAO by Sumguy14 October 14, 2008

bmaol

Blowing my asshole out laughing

Beyond lol, beyond even lmfao, lies bmaol.

bmaol by MattTheVentureFan June 8, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026