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Blow My Ass Off.

Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
One day at school...

Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.

Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
BMAO by Russiachina December 3, 2011
Related Words
bmaol • BMAO • BaoLan • baol • baolyn • Baolaotao • baold • baolex • Baolicious • baoliever
A word used to escape calling someone a bitch.
"Ignore her, she's just a baolsh"
baolsh by Retarded_Pengwing June 19, 2017
Baolyn is a kind/awesome friend. Baolyn has fights with her friends a lot but it always get resolved. Baolyn is someone you want to be your friend. Baolyn is shy on the outside, energetic on the inside.
Baolyn lights your day.
baolyn by SherryCatsGaming October 27, 2020
1- bro let’s go hit this cart this class is BMAO
2-ik it’s boring my ass off to. fuck this shit
BMAO by brokenback July 18, 2020
Baolyn is a person who constantly is changing her pfp in discord. She is very very very crazy. She has many names like sarah. She help exploded coke in a rest room. So when you meet her she might either hate u or like u. Keep an open mind.
"Emma.. Emma..Emma..you ae so annoying" - Baolyn
Baolyn by d0nt.ask.m3 October 20, 2022

Bmail address 

Your secondary email address. The one you give out on the internet when you sign up for things you might thing could lead to spam or the one you give to someone who you are not interested in.
Ouch, you gave him your bmail address.
Bmail address by jumpa dome January 9, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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