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jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.
''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

steve blowjobs 

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.
"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"
steve blowjobs by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

Devil's Blowjob 

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.
"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"
Devil's Blowjob by Yemrot February 6, 2010

Blowjob knees 

When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.

Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"

2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
Blowjob knees by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

spaghetti blowjob

When you put Prego sauce on your dick then put noodles in her mouth then she sucks your dick off the best part about it is your nuts are the meatballs.
Hay look I went to Italy yesterday and I got a spaghetti blowjob
spaghetti blowjob by phuck dick October 29, 2014
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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