Yo man, the craziest thing happened yesterday, my girl walked in on me taking a shit and gave me a blurpy!
by tone loc November 11, 2004
When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.
by Wristwatch December 07, 2009
The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.
Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.
by HHML May 10, 2006
by mike charter January 20, 2009