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An adjectival noun from the name Blunt, an outwardly gay lecturer who lures female students with his homosexuality, and then pounces like a sexual predator.Faux-gayness.
Usually used in the following manner:
" I went out last night and pulled a Blunty, she really fell for the 'this is the first time i've ever pulled one of my students'line"
Blunty by Fraulein Schmidt January 20, 2005
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Blunty 3000 

1. To be unapologetic

2. To bash someone who is half our size.

3. To keep talking shit till the person who is offended works out for themselves that you are sorry but your just finding it impossible to say so.

4. To show no remorse.

5. To deny everything, because you see it as not your fault.
1. I can't say I didn't mean to do that, but I wish I didn't. For example To pick up ones girlfriend and throw her as hard as one can at a wall.

2. Guy 1: Did you hear what Nate did
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: He threw his girlfriend into a wall.
Guy 2: Wow, thats very Blunty 3000 of him.

3. Guy 3: Well, there are two sides to this story
Guy 4: Because frankly bashing someone who is half our size.

4. Nate: I beat up my girlfriend last month.
Bob: Holy crap did you roll on the floor and cry, then beg her for forgiveness.
Nate: no way, I'm Blunty 3000

5. Nate: look I didn't do it, it's all her fault she threatened my laptop.
Police: Not a chance, your going away for a long time.

Just remember, don't be a Blunty 3000.
Blunty 3000 by EddiePrime January 20, 2009

blunty ass 

when you hit someone so hard on their ass it turns red and hurts like hell
jack: yesterday I gave Jeff a blunty ass

Jeff: I can still feel it
blunty ass by beb May 23, 2016

BLUNTASTIK 

🔥 That the blunt was rolled fantastik or used to express that you're down to smoke a blunt🔥💨
Ernesto rolled the blunt good with some crumble BLUNTASTIK
The blunt didn't even run.. BLUNTASTIK
Me: Down for a blunt..
Me: yeah man BLUNTASTIK
BLUNTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019

nightmare blunt rotation 

A group of people you couldn’t think of being worse to have a joint with.
Daz: did you go book club last night?
Raz: dude full of neeks. Really are a nightmare blunt rotation

laced blunt 

A “laced blunt” is marijuana laced with other drugs such as PCP or MDMA. Side effects includes hallucinations, disorientation, paranoia, etc.
MotorSport - Migos ft. Nicki Minaj & Cardi B

Nicki's Verse: "Attention, I'ma need you to face front You don't wanna smoke with me , this is a laced blunt
laced blunt by uglass hoe December 10, 2017
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