Blunty is a word used to describe when someone is being soo blunt that they are almost being a cunt. Blunty is super blunt-ness.
by Starlin Vander February 3, 2020
An adjectival noun from the name Blunt, an outwardly gay lecturer who lures female students with his homosexuality, and then pounces like a sexual predator.Faux-gayness.
Usually used in the following manner:
" I went out last night and pulled a Blunty, she really fell for the 'this is the first time i've ever pulled one of my students'line"
" I went out last night and pulled a Blunty, she really fell for the 'this is the first time i've ever pulled one of my students'line"
by Fraulein Schmidt January 20, 2005
I had a difficult time getting my point across on my sign protesting the cutting of new sharpie budgets for protest sign makers due to the tip of my bluntie.
by X-LaxX March 9, 2009
The well regarded blog featuring writing about cities, cats, urban design with a mild existential bent.
Named after the fringes of a pretty girls cut straight across the brow - razor sharp.
Named after the fringes of a pretty girls cut straight across the brow - razor sharp.
by white_cat October 6, 2011
marijuana cigars (blunts) created by hollowing out a philly blunt or other cigar, packing the shell full of bud, licking thoroughly to seal, and cooking before lighting...thats how you get retarded.
yo cienzo, lets start off summer with a bang...spark some blunties, pack the cooler, and hit the beach.
by bdollaz May 26, 2006
1. To be unapologetic
2. To bash someone who is half our size.
3. To keep talking shit till the person who is offended works out for themselves that you are sorry but your just finding it impossible to say so.
4. To show no remorse.
5. To deny everything, because you see it as not your fault.
2. To bash someone who is half our size.
3. To keep talking shit till the person who is offended works out for themselves that you are sorry but your just finding it impossible to say so.
4. To show no remorse.
5. To deny everything, because you see it as not your fault.
1. I can't say I didn't mean to do that, but I wish I didn't. For example To pick up ones girlfriend and throw her as hard as one can at a wall.
2. Guy 1: Did you hear what Nate did
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: He threw his girlfriend into a wall.
Guy 2: Wow, thats very Blunty 3000 of him.
3. Guy 3: Well, there are two sides to this story
Guy 4: Because frankly bashing someone who is half our size.
4. Nate: I beat up my girlfriend last month.
Bob: Holy crap did you roll on the floor and cry, then beg her for forgiveness.
Nate: no way, I'm Blunty 3000
5. Nate: look I didn't do it, it's all her fault she threatened my laptop.
Police: Not a chance, your going away for a long time.
Just remember, don't be a Blunty 3000.
2. Guy 1: Did you hear what Nate did
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: He threw his girlfriend into a wall.
Guy 2: Wow, thats very Blunty 3000 of him.
3. Guy 3: Well, there are two sides to this story
Guy 4: Because frankly bashing someone who is half our size.
4. Nate: I beat up my girlfriend last month.
Bob: Holy crap did you roll on the floor and cry, then beg her for forgiveness.
Nate: no way, I'm Blunty 3000
5. Nate: look I didn't do it, it's all her fault she threatened my laptop.
Police: Not a chance, your going away for a long time.
Just remember, don't be a Blunty 3000.
by EddiePrime January 20, 2009
When you sharing a blunt with number of people, if it doesn't have a filter it tends to get wet. Wet blunties is one way of showing the boys you love them.
by Saturdaysfordaboys September 18, 2020