Definitions by UrDiction

Smowch 

Someone who has a negative attitude towards something positive, because it isn't benefiting them.

Julie won the lottery yesterday, but Karen's being a Smowch because she didn't win.

Smowch by UrDiction September 3, 2018

Blumparooni

The act of licking someones butt cheeks while they are defecating. Close cousin of the Blumpkin.

I don't know if I can be with John anymore. Last night he asked me to give him a Blumparooni.

Blumparooni by UrDiction September 3, 2018