2 definitions by UrDiction

Someone who has a negative attitude towards something positive, because it isn't benefiting them.
Julie won the lottery yesterday, but Karen's being a Smowch because she didn't win.
by UrDiction September 4, 2018
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The act of licking someones butt cheeks while they are defecating. Close cousin of the Blumpkin.
I don't know if I can be with John anymore. Last night he asked me to give him a Blumparooni.
by UrDiction September 4, 2018
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