n. faggot ass homo that likes nothing better than to insert his pecker in to another mans ass. v. bumchugged, bumchugging 1. to have your homo ass reamed by a bumchugger. 2. to repeatedly insert and remove your homo penis in another mans ass.
Julio: I went to Elton Johns concert last night.
Dave: That fag is a bumchugger and you must be too!
queer: If I don't get bumchugged after the Cher concert tonight then something is defintely wrong.
heterosexual:Get the fuck out of my sight you bumchugging bumchugger before you get bumchugged with this fucking baseball bat.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"