bluehair

Noun: An eldery female, usually with curled, grey-blue hair.

The bluehair cut me off in the fast lane.

by Scaryberry January 21, 2004

Bluehair

A trashbox. Or a trash-box.
The kinda girl how likes to copulate with all your friends.
A place of garbage.

I passed her to my bro after i smashed her. She such a bluehair

by Justagirl666 December 28, 2019

Blue Hair(ed)

A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:

| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).

| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.

| Seeing X as a news source.

If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.

person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.

by basil_underwood October 5, 2023

blue hair mafia

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)

I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Blue Hair Special

Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.

“I wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed ‘em all up off the Blue Hair Special!”

by Grumps October 13, 2020

Blue Hair

A person that is typically aligned with the social justice warrior platform. Commonly a feminist and environmental advocate. Prone to wander the halls of an art building.

That blue hair in my women’s studies class just told everyone that she would vote for anyone that wasn’t a heterosexual male.

by cheese by the block February 16, 2020

blue hair

An old person whos white hair appears blue. Usally it is the only thing you can see over the steering wheel of the car they are driving.

Damn blue hair, get off the road

by JohnH May 16, 2005