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Bluecheck
Noun- The shortened form of Blue Checkmark.
Bluecheck refers to a particularly obnoxious denizen of the Hellsite known as Twitter. Typical BlueChecks are Z-List celebrities and underpaid Journalists who hate their audience united by hopeless Twitter addiction and the shared delusion that a blue checkmark next to their name makes them famous and important.
Most (but not all) Bluechecks hold stereotypical American Liberal views but with a decidedly authoritarian bent. At best, they often favor mass media censorship. At worst, they want Communism imposed and CisHet White men stripped of voting rights.
Common Bluecheck hobbies include: Posting radioactive garbage political takes, responding to mild criticism of said takes with 20-tweet long tantrums, responding again to the same tweets by calling their critics "CHUDS" or "Incels," bringing up Gamergate then blocking them and crying to their followers about how mild criticism on the internet "endangers" them. Expect long threads gushing over <INSERT ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRAT WITH A HORRIBLE RECORD ON MASS INCARCERATION & POLICE BRUTALITY HERE> and angrily lecturing everyone else on how we all have to ignore the Dem's shitty record and vote for them because "Muh hArM-rEdUcKShuN!"
Not to be confused with the equally annoying Right-Wing Bluecheck who is usually a washed up, Z-List TV Celebrity who makes their living starring in terrible Fundamentalist Christian Propaganda movies.
Bluecheck refers to a particularly obnoxious denizen of the Hellsite known as Twitter. Typical BlueChecks are Z-List celebrities and underpaid Journalists who hate their audience united by hopeless Twitter addiction and the shared delusion that a blue checkmark next to their name makes them famous and important.
Most (but not all) Bluechecks hold stereotypical American Liberal views but with a decidedly authoritarian bent. At best, they often favor mass media censorship. At worst, they want Communism imposed and CisHet White men stripped of voting rights.
Common Bluecheck hobbies include: Posting radioactive garbage political takes, responding to mild criticism of said takes with 20-tweet long tantrums, responding again to the same tweets by calling their critics "CHUDS" or "Incels," bringing up Gamergate then blocking them and crying to their followers about how mild criticism on the internet "endangers" them. Expect long threads gushing over <INSERT ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRAT WITH A HORRIBLE RECORD ON MASS INCARCERATION & POLICE BRUTALITY HERE> and angrily lecturing everyone else on how we all have to ignore the Dem's shitty record and vote for them because "Muh hArM-rEdUcKShuN!"
Not to be confused with the equally annoying Right-Wing Bluecheck who is usually a washed up, Z-List TV Celebrity who makes their living starring in terrible Fundamentalist Christian Propaganda movies.
"Did you see that Bluecheck Tweeting about how the use of dogs to track escaped slaves in the South totally justifies Cruelle De Vil skinning puppies to make a fur coat?"
"No. She's already got me blocked."
"I tweeted 'LOL' in response."
"What did the BlueCheck do?"
"The Bluecheck quote-tweeted me in a 30-tweet long thread trying to claim I was a Fascist, a Gamergater and that because of my tweet she was in danger of being raped. Then she blocked me."
"What a cunt."
"No. She's already got me blocked."
"I tweeted 'LOL' in response."
"What did the BlueCheck do?"
"The Bluecheck quote-tweeted me in a 30-tweet long thread trying to claim I was a Fascist, a Gamergater and that because of my tweet she was in danger of being raped. Then she blocked me."
"What a cunt."
Bluecheesing
verb- the act of saying what the other person wants to hear; saying yes when you want to say no.
Origin: from the word cheesy but with blue to denote being cheesy to make someone think you like something or want to do something.
Origin: from the word cheesy but with blue to denote being cheesy to make someone think you like something or want to do something.
V: "Hey I want to eat spaghetti, can you make it?" T: (yawns) "yea..sure" V: "You don't want to make it?" T: "Yes! of course anything for you!" V: " Quit bluecheesing it, you don't want to"
Bluecheesing by ynotdnav2115 April 11, 2017
BlueCherry Muffin
A term used to describe a virgin's vagina that is regurally shaved. A combination of a cherry and blueberry muffin.
BlueCherry Muffin by robbiepoo69 May 9, 2010
Bluecheese Man
A very loud squeaker but gets laid 24/7. He also has many friends like milkman, pizza man, Goldcheese man. Who also has huge Dick but does not even know what is small or big. He also has a mom that is a teacher that is called miss. Bitch. He dropped out of school in grade 1. He dropped out because he lost his recon parents.
Bluecheese Man by Bluecheese man February 6, 2018
bluecherub
A very cool and PG family friendly girl who does all of their homework on time. bluecherubs like blue and cherries, hence the name.
bluecherub by iSpitLikeALlaa March 15, 2021