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bluebutt 

(verb) similar to the act of the buttdial but varies in that the caller misuses his/her Bluetooth headset device to dial, rather than the normal handheld device.

origin: Bluetooth(TM) headset + butt-dialing

variations: bluebutting, bluebutted, bluebutts
I wish Brian would stop leaving his phone ear piece in his pocket when he goes honky-tonkin'. Last night he bluebutted me four time and left 10 minute messages!
bluebutt by NashvilleBrian February 3, 2010
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Bluebottling 

When a girl is tossing you off and your about to finish and she stops
Yo girl why you stop for,you bluebottling me?, now I'm going to have to finish my self off (walks into bathroom)
Bluebottling by Shakespeare95 April 30, 2015

blue butt monkey 

While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.
Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.
blue butt monkey by kstan34 May 21, 2010

Bluebottles 

Slang word for Police
Originates from Cockney Rhyming Slang "Bottle and Glass - Arse" Making the Police the Blue Arses.

In modern use, like the Police, Bluebottles are often found around Dead Bodies and excrement.
"Poor old Harry's dead, the Bluebottles will be swarming around his flat by now"
Bluebottles by CaughtJester January 21, 2013

bluebottling 

To hurt someone unexpectedly, typically with a pinch, to mimic a bluebottle jellyfish sting. When they ask "what was that for?" Yell "BLUEBOTTLE," and urinate on the afflicted area.
"Sarah was annoying me last night so I bluebottled her."

Bluebottling people is so satisfying.
bluebottling by king desi July 28, 2014
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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