11 definition by kstan34

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Another word for homosexual
Bruce from family guy is a pole fancy
by kstan34 May 26, 2010

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an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.
Betty white had a dusty muffin.
by kstan34 July 15, 2010

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the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.
My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.
by kstan34 May 24, 2010

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While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.
Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.
by kstan34 May 21, 2010

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To fart on someone's pillow to give them pinkeye.
That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck into his room and gave him a midnight dewdrop.
by kstan34 May 29, 2010

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Turn your hand over opposite of playing a piano and move your fingers below someone's balls.
I think that chick wants to go home with me she just gave me a upsidedown piano.
by kstan34 May 26, 2010

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To get high and your eyes squint.
last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.
by kstan34 July 16, 2010

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