brown fuzion

When 2 guys for whatever homosexual reason touch there brown eyes together.

In the porno those guys did the brown fuzion.

by kstan34 August 10, 2010

blue butt monkey

While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.

Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.

by kstan34 May 21, 2010

upsidedown piano

Turn your hand over opposite of playing a piano and move your fingers below someone's balls.

I think that chick wants to go home with me she just gave me a upsidedown piano.

by kstan34 May 26, 2010

titty tumbler

A.k.a. Motor boating.

gave that chick the old titty tumbler last night

by kstan34 August 10, 2010

Freddy two thumbs

Someone who is always using there thumbs texting on there phone

Did you see that guy?
Ya, he's definitely a Freddy two thumbs.

by kstan34 August 08, 2010

squinted

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

by kstan34 July 16, 2010

Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

by kstan34 May 24, 2010