kstan34's definitions

squinted

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

by kstan34 July 17, 2010

Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

by kstan34 May 24, 2010

cupcake

To cup your butt with your hand before you are about to fart. Then fart into your hand and ask a nearby friend if they'd like a cupcake. Then push the s into there face.

Me and Daniel about fought last night because I gave him a cupcake.

by kstan34 July 27, 2010

pole fancy

Another word for homosexual

Bruce from family guy is a pole fancy

by kstan34 May 26, 2010

blue butt monkey

While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.

Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.

by kstan34 May 21, 2010

midnight dewdrop

To fart on someone's pillow to give them pinkeye.

That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck into his room and gave him a midnight dewdrop.

by kstan34 May 29, 2010

Freddy two thumbs

Someone who is always using there thumbs texting on there phone

Did you see that guy?
Ya, he's definitely a Freddy two thumbs.

by kstan34 August 8, 2010