blue butt monkey

While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.

Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.

by kstan34 May 21, 2010

cupcake

To cup your butt with your hand before you are about to fart. Then fart into your hand and ask a nearby friend if they'd like a cupcake. Then push the s into there face.

Me and Daniel about fought last night because I gave him a cupcake.

by kstan34 July 27, 2010

dusty muffin

an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.

Betty white had a dusty muffin.

by kstan34 July 15, 2010

Freddy two thumbs

Someone who is always using there thumbs texting on there phone

Did you see that guy?
Ya, he's definitely a Freddy two thumbs.

by kstan34 August 08, 2010

pole fancy

Another word for homosexual

Bruce from family guy is a pole fancy

by kstan34 May 26, 2010

Dick seizure

the way your penis feels during and after ejaculation.

My cock went crazy when I had my dick seizure and came last night.

by kstan34 May 24, 2010

brown fuzion

When 2 guys for whatever homosexual reason touch there brown eyes together.

In the porno those guys did the brown fuzion.

by kstan34 August 10, 2010