blue lights

Cop lights; party lights.
Pull over and stop.
Do it now!

DRIVER TARGETED FOR TRAFFIC STOP: "BLUE LIGHTS in my rearview dammit!"
COP ASSUMES DRIVER SAYS: "Here baby, hide this niggerpipe in your bra."
COP: "Driver! Turn off the engine and throw the keys out the driver's side window! Do it NOW!
Step out with your hands on your head!
Driver! Walk backwards toward my voice!
Don't look at me!
Stop! Lay face down with your hands to your side!"

"The frightening arrest scenarios depicted on the 'reality' TV show Cops have elevated BLUE LIGHTS to terrorism status as the brainwashing of America continues on network TV."

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 20, 2006

blue lights chasing

Being chased by police

We ran the light red light and saw some blue lights chasing

by Jsjdjdkdjf February 9, 2017

Fuzzy Blue Lights

Best Owl City song. Ever.

"If I could look across the country from California to New Jersey, then I would count the parks and lake resorts and number all the jets and airports. All those rather dreary rain clouds still bother me cause I look through the camera eye piece and cannot see. If I could open up my window and see from Tampa Bay to Juneau. Then I would survey all those open miles and line them up in single file. Everywhere I look I see green scenic sublime, and all those oceanic vistas are so divine. If I was standing on the balcony, and you were walking down below. I'd feel rather depressed and out of place, and lonely just to watch you go. If you were swinging from the highway overpass within the western hemisphere. I'd feel rather afraid and insecere if you began to disappear. If I was walking through a sad art gallery, and you were driving through the night. I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease beneath the brialliant showroom light. If I was flying on a plane above your town, and you were gazing at the sky. Somehow I'd feel intact and reassured if you began to wave goodbye." ~~Fuzzy Blue Lights-Owl City.

by Owl City Lover <3 August 18, 2010

Shat Blue Lights

To shit blue lights or shat blue lights means to be pleasently surprized, something made you jump or to be frightened. Often used in northen parts of England.

I thought some one broke in after hearing a bang, i shat blue lights

by scouselad August 12, 2010

Shit blue lights

To shit blue lights means to shit ones self from fear.

I almost shit blue lights when that big dog growled at me while showing his teeth!

by Woll August 19, 2017

Shitting Blue Lights

British saying to express great surprise and or fear.

the use of the words "blue lights" in this saying most likely refers to the lights found on emergency vehicles such as police, ambulance and fire service.

When they approach from behind at breakneck speed with their sirens blaring and lights flashing, you are often caught by surprise, this causes the fight of flight response also known as "shitting yourself. "

The combination of flashing lights as well as a fear response produces the saying "shitting blue lights"

There was a loud bang followed by a scream, i shat blue lights, and ran

When i saw the dog come running out the gate after me, i was so scared i was shitting blue lights.

Note* emergency vehicles do not need to be present for this saying to be used to describe acute fear or surprise.

by abominableangel February 25, 2013

Blue LED lights

When you meet a person that is either super sad or super down to earth you would describe them as “you’re that one blue LED lights person”

Friend: “how would you describe me?”

You/other person: “you’re that one blue LED lights friend always so down to do anything and chill”

by 1Dclown January 12, 2021