bludgen

Bludgen-To beat powerfully with force with an object of great mass. Usually to hurt a friend in playfull manner.

-He was bludgened with a rubber bat
-John bludgened Steve with his inflatable hammer

by Shawn May 13, 2005

Dole Bludging Step Watt

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019

bludgerigar

A person who sits around all day chirpin’ and doin’ not much else.

Check out old mate, hasn’t done nothin’ all day. What a flamin’ bludgerigar.

by Lady Boladi November 11, 2020

bludgeon

beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.

Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's.

by Sinepunk Macgyver June 30, 2003

Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

by DirtySan December 7, 2009

bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

by bread infection October 23, 2005

bludgeo'd

No one knows.

It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.

"He looks bludgeo'd for hammer."

by Elmoshine October 18, 2008