A promiscuous female who weighs more than two times your body weight, and aggressively pursues you in order to meet her sexual desires, despite your attempts to deter her.
Hey man, I’ve been on a drought for the past six months. I think I might have to hit up that Blotunda that we met at the bar last week.
by Definition Maker 12 May 31, 2018
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by paulpaxman January 10, 2017
Get the BLOTUS mug.Craig: Hey D, that girl has been checking you out all night?
D: Yea I noticed her she's got blotential but nothing more.
Craig: Well put D I fully agree with you.
D: Yea I noticed her she's got blotential but nothing more.
Craig: Well put D I fully agree with you.
by GREEKFUBAR1 November 15, 2011
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Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!
Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!
by Tom at the Shore January 15, 2006
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by KING February 17, 2003
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