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Oh Theo, you’re such a bltot.
Bltot by Get Wilkoed March 16, 2025
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Oh Theo, you’re such a bltot.
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Blotunda 

A promiscuous female who weighs more than two times your body weight, and aggressively pursues you in order to meet her sexual desires, despite your attempts to deter her.
Hey man, I’ve been on a drought for the past six months. I think I might have to hit up that Blotunda that we met at the bar last week.
Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."
What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.
BLOTUS by paulpaxman January 10, 2017

blotential 

when a girl isn't up to your standards but the bottomline is you'd take a blow job from her
Craig: Hey D, that girl has been checking you out all night?

D: Yea I noticed her she's got blotential but nothing more.

Craig: Well put D I fully agree with you.
blotential by GREEKFUBAR1 November 15, 2011
A Negro , a black person, derogatory term. Used in parts of New Jersey.
One more blootch and this place would look like an audition for a Tarzan movie.

Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!
blootch by Tom at the Shore January 15, 2006
Blind drunk, intoxicated to the extreme
You were so blotto last night
blotto by KING February 17, 2003
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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