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an effective way to fend off rapists.

this can be achieved through confusing a rapist by offering him a blowjob, then delivering some swift blows to the nuts

man: Honey how was your day
woman:not too bad although i almost got raped
man:omfg are you okays
woman:yeah dont worry i fended him off with a blowjab
man:lolz

blowjab by captain melon January 21, 2009

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blowjab

A punch/jab performed while exhaling from the mouth. Very effective if done properly.

"Yo man did you see that fight yesterday?"

"Yeah bro, that guy knocked the other dude out with one blowjab to the face"

blowjab by Lolitsandy April 23, 2010

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Blowjab

It's when you cock slap your partner, or get slapped in the face by someone's penis.

Before she gave me a blowjob I gave her a blowjab

Blowjab by Robo-coochie23 July 8, 2020

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jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

jimikki blowjob (JBJ) by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

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steve blowjobs

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

steve blowjobs by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

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Schrodinger's Blowjob

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

Schrodinger's Blowjob by therealchuckster June 21, 2022

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Devil's Blowjob

Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.

"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"

Devil's Blowjob by Yemrot February 6, 2010

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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