blow tard

A blow tard is a partially retarded person who is such a dumbass, they can be persuaded to blow anyone and anything. A perfect example is that twinky bitch Jarred.

Jarred are you sucking that pig off.....fuckin' blow tard.

or

Oh my god is that Jarred? What a blow tard. He once raped a pidgeon.

by Cambo against Jarred February 09, 2005

Blow tard

Anyone who is so retarded they will suck anyone's dick who ask them.

He's such a blow tard.

by Judge dredd7 July 21, 2011