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national blow job week 

the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.
Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.

National blow job day 

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day
Blow me ok I will for national blow job day

National blow job day 

National blow job day is march 14th. Not in june. Kids must be writing these.it is known as steak and bj day it is a male holiday to counter the female holiday of Feb 14th.
National blow job day by Begone325 January 29, 2018

National Blow Job Day 

On May 10th every girl has to walk up to a boy single or taken and rip there pants down and give them a good old fashioned blow job

National Blow job day 

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job
His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day
National Blow job day by lilly2222 November 19, 2022

national blow job day 

this day is held any day in november 😛
“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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